Porrskådisar Vi Minns - Tawny Peaks

För vem, iallafall av den manliga läsarskaran född på sjuttiotalet. minns väl ändå inte detta horribla manface? Såg aldrig någon film med henne, men hon dök ju upp i var och varannan blaska man besudlade och befläckade. Brrrr... Man kände sig fan själv besudlad och befläckad av monstrumet, vilket givetvis inte alls var tanken som 12-årig pojk, kåt som fan på jakt efter sköna kvinns i knullbar ålder. Blev ju totalt antiklimax vareviga gång hon visade sin nuna. Jaja, hon har hursomhaver gainat lite respekt hos mig med följande:

Peaks gained notoriety all over the world in 1998 for winning a case against a Florida physical therapist who sued her, claiming he suffered from whiplash because she swung her breasts into his face while dancing at a club his friends had taken him to for his bachelor party. The man said that her breasts were hard like cement blocks. The case went on television to The People's Court where former New York City Mayor Ed Koch was the arbiter. After having Peaks appraised by a female bailiff, Koch ruled in favor of Peaks, saying that the breasts were not dangerous. She retired in 1999. In 2005, she sold her breast implants on eBay. The implants were purchased by online casino Golden Palace for more than $16,000.

Fråga på det: Hur är man funtad om man hostar upp 16 jävla USD på hennes implantat?
Koolt dock. Jag hade haft dom som bean bags.

Sen är det ju lite suspekt att det var just ärkesvinet Ed Koch, mer känd som antigraff-aset från Style Wars, som friade henne. Iochför sig var det ju kul när han ville ha vargar springandes omkring på yardsen, men... Snuskgubbe, alla fattar ju att dom där pattsen måste vara stenhårda och visst går att använda som dödligt vapen. Vilket iochför sig i stort sett allt gör, men ändå. Jag tror jag går och lägger mig faktiskt, fattar inte at jag forfarande orkar bemöda mig... Eff it.
//P.I.G.

Bonus: Spin´s klassiska Dump Koch piece från Style Wars.

Dagens Porris - Bailey Kline

Det har ju inte blivit så mycket snusk eller vuxenunderhållning på senaste. Mest för att jag är extremt trött på porr överlag. Men jag älskar fortfarande när vissa tjejerna försöker ragga upp en online för att man ska pynta för att få se dom strippa/pulla/whatever framför webcamen. Det är roligt att driva med dom och spela dum, som om man inte fattar vad det är dom är ute efter.   Får väl se om det kommer en riktig intervju med Bailey senare... Håll inte tummarna.

Så här kan det se ut en dag på fejjanchatten:
Bailey
- where from?
Pålle                                                                                                                                                   
- Oh, hi. From Stockholm, Sweden!
Bailey
cool. So how are you?
Pålle
- Haha, i just saw that your´e born on the tenth of april as well
I´m fine, it´s fucking freezing outside though
Bailey                                                                           
- so what are u up to?
no fun?
Pålle
nothing much, doing the dishes. No, not today, haha.
Bailey
-ohh okay
while chattin?
 Pålle                                                                                                                                                              - It´s a dishwasher! haha
Bailey
- hahahha                                                                                                                                                Pålle
- So what are you up too?                                                                                                                     Bailey
- just lookin fun
Pålle
- on facebook?  i don´t even have a webcam, sorry
Bailey
- ohh okay
Pålle
- So where are you from?
Bailey
- MN USA
Pålle
- Minnesota huh? Lots of old swedish immigrants
Bailey
- :(
Pålle
- We even have a alcohol/drug treatment called The Minnesota Program over here
Bailey
- :) haha
Pålle
- you look a little bit swedish
Bailey
- yeah i do
Pålle
- If you ever wanna do an interview or something for my blog by the way, just holla. It´s in all in swedish. But we feature pinups and pornstars once in a while

Lalalalalala...

Dagens Porris - Mason Moore

Alldeles för lite porr på SS på senaste, det råder vi bot på genom att tipsa om fontänorgasmernas drottning Mason Moore, en riktigt skön brutta. Såhär beskriver hon sig själv på sin myspace:

"First off I'll start by saying Perdon, tienes mecos en tus labios. I would also like to let you know that I have large breasts, what you didn't know is that those large breasts are filled with even LARGER breasts. I just cover them with the ones you see to avoid people staring at me all the time. I like to swallow dead babies atleast 4-5 times a week and I love drunk texting while I'm wearing candy striped tube socks. The name Mason Moore aka "Porn's Squirting Superstar" was given to me by a four fingered gypsy I met in the Ukraine. I love gangsters, face fucking, tattoos, getting so dick drunk that I shouldnt drive my car for atleast 30min after boning down, being naked, being naked in ghetto places, being naked in Wal-Mart, being naked in LA, and being naked. If you're reading this, you're probably sexy, not as sexy as me... more like eating a hotdog on top of a fat chick sexy. I love fucking rockstars, in fast cars, in the back of bars. Most OG's get their drugs from me. I've been shot a few times... the pictures came out great! I don't ride, but I ride guys that do. I hate dumb bitches, stinky boys, and guys who don't eat pussy, especially mine! Take me to meet your mom and dad! I’ll play the innocent role for a lil bit.. Then I’ll get tired of playing the nice girl and I’ll give your pops a handjob under the dinner table. I can move my boobs like guys move their pecks. The first time I got drunk I woke up next to three mexicans. I fully finished a 3000 piece puzzle... the puzzle was a picture of me sleeping next to three mexicans. You might call it just a gangbang, but I call it a damn good time! I like getting my nails done, tanning, Chanel bags, chillin in Hollywood, fucking hot chicks on the weekends, drinking lots of Jack Daniels and occasionally throwing some pills in the mix, smoking Kush, Starbucks, and TIff & Co. I know how to put razor blades in my hair so don't pull it unless you wanna get your fingers sliced bitch! (unless were fucking. Then I'll take em out and youll be ok.) Too $hort gets me motivated for work. Love going to Havasu, flashing, and smashing. I dont like wearing bras or panties unless its for work. I like to drink Mickey 40's and get tatted in Pacomia. If you have any questions, ask away... but I'll only answer three, so choose wisely :) And remember... Jesus is cumming! Open your fucking mouth!...The res-"erection""



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