PPD vs FejsBook, Rond 1

Hi,


In an effort to maintain a culture of authenticity on the site, Facebook requires users to provide their real first and last names. Impersonating anyone or anything is prohibited, and fake accounts are a violation of our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities.

Our systems indicated that your account may not be authentic based on a variety of factors. If you believe you were disabled by mistake, please reply to this email with a scanned image or digital picture of a government-issued ID (e.g., driver's license, passport, etc.) and make sure the following information is clear:

- Full name

- Date of birth

- Photo

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Carmen
User Operations
Facebook
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Hello, my name is not really Punka Pirat, sadly. It would be a wery cool name. The reason i cant have my real name on facebook is that i live together with a daugther of an afgani warlord, without his consent.

Last time i met him, he poured gasoline on my face and lit it on fire. Hence i have severe burndamage on my face, and i would be really ashamed of scanning a picture of myself to the internet, as i am afraid it would be spread like an "internet classic". Because im so horrible looking, i spend all my life on internet, and especially facebook. Since you took my social network away from me, i have been very depressed and im on very strong medication now, to prevent me from commiting suicide.

Also, i dont have a legal ID, as i am an illegal immigrant in sweden.

I hope you can do an exception for me.

Sencerally yours,

Punka Pirat.
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Efter detta svarsbrev var jag vänlig nog att skicka henne en Gmail-invite.
Jag hoppas hon blev glad för detta och ger mig mitt konto tillbaks =)
/PPD