Ylva´s väääldigt passande felsägning om Snooki från Jersey Shore
//P.I.G.
Bonus: Sköna Spooki-citat:
"My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life."
"When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life."
"I am a princess at home, like, I am the fucking princess of fucking Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody, I'm like emotionally exhausted."'
"Snooki’s staying and I’m ready to party. I’m ready to meet sexy guidos and I’m ready just to f*cking be single."
"Pickles is my thing."
"I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that."
"It wasn't, like, sexual, it's fucking house music."
"Fuck my life."
"I'm fat. I'm about to eat a sausage right now. FUCK YOU ALL!!! HAHA!"
"My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?"
"I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much."
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