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Smakprov:
Your favorite song is "Don't Stop Believin'," but I believe that believin' is your main problem.
Too many people neglect the second part of being an idiot savant.
Ignorance is bliss, which is why Mongoloids never go on antidepressants.
I'm happy you never mated and would be even happier if you were cremated.
The movements of an exceptionally lithe, limber, nimble, and dextrous homosexual.
I saw what Harvey Milk was drinking, and it wasn't milk.
If you see a pygmy walking toward you with a ladder, he intends to rape you.
Everyone's good at something, and you're the best at not being good at anything.
When you point a finger, three are pointing back at you. When you jerk off, it's four.
Holding open auditions for a new "heavyweight" hip-hop act. Applicants must weigh over 400 lbs. The group's name: The O.B.'s.
Any prostitute will tell you that nice guys finish first.
I salute Justin Bieber for revitalizing black music and making it relevant again.
Being raped by any wild animal is probably no fun, but I suspect an Alaskan King Crab would be especially cruel and sadistic.
You don't see many charities, marches, and ads against testicular cancer because people think testicular cancer is funny.
If you even consider taking psychiatric medication, you’re totally fucking crazy.
I hate burqas, and I'll even pretend I care about women's rights in order to have them banned.
As I lay me down to sleep, I think of all the people I've hurt today and how deeply they all deserved it.
To prove they're not homophobes, all Republican politicians should have to blow the judge while being sworn into office.
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm neither one of them.
"As I lay me down to sleep, I think of all the people I've hurt today and how deeply they all deserved it. "
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