söndag 24 januari 2010

Dagens Amerikan

Hade en skön chat med den här snubben som jag återger i sin helhet med bilden vi diskuterar;



i hope he gets killed.
- you are a disgusting fuck.

I hope you get killed.
- hope you get arrested for wanting a minor to get murdered.

PPD: I´m from sweden. come and try to occupy us, you fuck. I would love to kill Americans
- Why the fuck would America occupy Sweden?

Your fukking laws dont apply on me, you fuck! i wipe my as with your flag and constitution!
- I'll do the same, I hope we do go to war with your pathetic excuse of a country, and annihilate you.

I dont know, make up a bullshit reason, as usual. Our country really hate you. not the govenment, but the people. we just want you to make a big fail and nuke yourself. we would put it on failblog
Haha, you americans are so stupid and easy to provoke. thats why you are allways at war and your workingclass gets killed all the time. You probably hate sweden now, although you´ve only chatted with one person. do you even know were sweden is, you ignorant fuck?!
- I honestly couldn't say you've failed in a war, I'll give you that. Probably since you've chickened your assholes out of every war in the 20th century.

Wow, did you google that fact right now? Yeah, we sold steel, oil and weapons to both sides during second world war and became really rich. We spent all our money on nukes, aiming at your country and russia. Then we produced porn for the rest of the money
- Actually I know exactly where you are. You border Finland and Norway, and I actually didnt, I study history

The reason USA is in wars all the time is because youre all puritans. you dont fuck, then you get frustrated and use guns because they remind you of ejaculation, subconsiously. so your government starts wars to prevent you from killing yourselfs. start fuck some more in your country, and the world will be thankfull.
- Actually, I'm Christian. I could give a fuck about the puritans
 
We fuck alot here, probably because its cold in the winters, thats why we dont feel the urge to go to war all the time. Christians ARE puritans. Hell Satan!!
 - Not really, they are actually to different things. And I'm sure the Swedish porn industry is way bigger than it's American counterpart. Yes, I defiantly watch Swedish porn way more than American porn.
 
Rotflol. Dude, im going to publish this chat in my comedian magazine (förlåt SS-redaktionen för min omskrivning här, det behövdes för att buset skulle funka) , its going to be read by over a million people, and im going to "out" your name. Because its mean, because its fun.
And because there´s nothing you can do about it.
So what do you think about that?
- I think thats great!!! You think I must be so hurt by your insignificant insults. And you must think you are the coolest person on the face of the fucking Earth. You'll think to your friends, "HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST INSULTED AN AMERICAN" Yup, you do that Mr. Pirat, and watch me give a fuck.
Oh, and by the way it's ROFL not ROTFLOL.  Be sure to add that to your chat

Ouch, got me there... I will. I promise.     
(Här skrattar jag så mycket att jag bokstavligt talat håller på att ramla av stolen.)
- Ok, great. Send me the link when you upload this.

I will even link you to the blog.
- Great, thanks.!

Ja, vad kan man säga... Det är kul att vara ett internet-troll ibland.
/PPD

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2 kommentarer:

  1. Hello every one :) I am the American in the article! Honestly, no hard feelings, although I would find this funnier if I could understand what you were saying. Also, I do actually oppose the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    SvaraRadera
  2. men danne? är du stolt nu? det första han säger är ju att han är minderårig?´

    det är väl ingen prestige i att dissa ett barn heller? eller?

    SvaraRadera